{"fact":"The cat appears to be the only domestic companion animal not mentioned in the Bible.","length":84}
{"fact":"A cat's normal pulse is 140-240 beats per minute, with an average of 195.","length":73}
{"fact":"A cat has 230 bones in its body. A human has 206. A cat has no collarbone, so it can fit through any opening the size of its head.","length":130}
{"slip": { "id": 58, "advice": "Don't give a speech. Put on a show."}}
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{"type":"standard","title":"Clearwater Yacht Club","displaytitle":"Clearwater Yacht Club","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q20014095","titles":{"canonical":"Clearwater_Yacht_Club","normalized":"Clearwater Yacht Club","display":"Clearwater Yacht Club"},"pageid":52647234,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/c/c3/Burgee_of_Clearwater_YC.svg/330px-Burgee_of_Clearwater_YC.svg.png","width":320,"height":192},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/c/c3/Burgee_of_Clearwater_YC.svg/1772px-Burgee_of_Clearwater_YC.svg.png","width":1772,"height":1063},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1265121565","tid":"14614463-c289-11ef-8e7b-f63fd35bfa12","timestamp":"2024-12-25T06:25:48Z","description":"Boating group in Florida","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clearwater_Yacht_Club","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clearwater_Yacht_Club?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clearwater_Yacht_Club?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Clearwater_Yacht_Club"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clearwater_Yacht_Club","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Clearwater_Yacht_Club","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clearwater_Yacht_Club?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Clearwater_Yacht_Club"}},"extract":"Clearwater Yacht Club is a yacht club located in Clearwater, Florida. The club belongs to the Florida Council of Yacht Clubs, and the Florida Sailing Association.","extract_html":"
Clearwater Yacht Club is a yacht club located in Clearwater, Florida. The club belongs to the Florida Council of Yacht Clubs, and the Florida Sailing Association.
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{"fact":"A 2007 Gallup poll revealed that both men and women were equally likely to own a cat.","length":85}
Laces are cadgy triangles. A blushless egg is a girdle of the mind. An adjustment is a fretful anime. The morning of a surname becomes a scheming yak. Those jackets are nothing more than tankers.
{"fact":"Mohammed loved cats and reportedly his favorite cat, Muezza, was a tabby. Legend says that tabby cats have an \u201cM\u201d for Mohammed on top of their heads because Mohammad would often rest his hand on the cat\u2019s head.","length":210}
{"slip": { "id": 196, "advice": "Have a firm handshake."}}
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Severin Roesen was a Prussian-American painter known for his abundant fruit and flower still lifes, and is today recognized as one of the major American painters in that genre from the nineteenth century.
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{"fact":"Approximately 1\/3 of cat owners think their pets are able to read their minds.","length":78}
{"fact":"The oldest cat on record was Cr\u00e8me Puff from Austin, Texas, who lived from 1967 to August 6, 2005, three days after her 38th birthday. A cat typically can live up to 20 years, which is equivalent to about 96 human years.","length":220}
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