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The Werner Brothers, Michel and Eugene, were of French nationality but were originally from Russia. They started to experiment with motorized bicycles in 1896 and are credited with the first use of the word \"Motocyclette\" in 1897.
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Harom Hara is a 2024 Indian Telugu-language action drama film directed by Gnanasagar Dwaraka starring Sudheer Babu, Malvika Sharma and Sunil.
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