Children of Paranoia is a speculative fiction thriller novel written by Trevor Shane and published in September 2011.
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{"fact":"A cat's jaw has only up and down motion; it does not have any lateral, side to side motion, like dogs and humans.","length":113}
{"fact":"During the time of the Spanish Inquisition, Pope Innocent VIII condemned cats as evil and thousands of cats were burned. Unfortunately, the widespread killing of cats led to an explosion of the rat population, which exacerbated the effects of the Black Death.","length":259}
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{"fact":"Approximately 1\/3 of cat owners think their pets are able to read their minds.","length":78}
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