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{"type":"standard","title":"Charles Hubert Millevoye","displaytitle":"Charles Hubert Millevoye","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q966425","titles":{"canonical":"Charles_Hubert_Millevoye","normalized":"Charles Hubert Millevoye","display":"Charles Hubert Millevoye"},"pageid":18219954,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/f/f6/Lalauze_-_Millevoye.jpg","width":209,"height":304},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/f/f6/Lalauze_-_Millevoye.jpg","width":209,"height":304},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1252355363","tid":"25b37b2d-8f3f-11ef-8d3a-01c0f1001837","timestamp":"2024-10-20T23:58:05Z","description":"French poet","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charles_Hubert_Millevoye","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charles_Hubert_Millevoye?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charles_Hubert_Millevoye?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Charles_Hubert_Millevoye"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charles_Hubert_Millevoye","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Charles_Hubert_Millevoye","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charles_Hubert_Millevoye?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Charles_Hubert_Millevoye"}},"extract":"Charles Hubert Millevoye was a French poet several times honored by the Académie Française. He was a transitional figure between the eighteenth and the nineteenth centuries as revealed in his Romantic poems. His poem beginning \"Dans les bois l'amoureux Myrtil\" is also well known as set to music in Vieille Chanson by Georges Bizet, as well as Le Mancenillier, as referred to in Meyerbeer's L'Africaine and Louis Moreau Gottschalk's serenade for piano Le Mancenillier, Op. 11.","extract_html":"
Charles Hubert Millevoye was a French poet several times honored by the Académie Française. He was a transitional figure between the eighteenth and the nineteenth centuries as revealed in his Romantic poems. His poem beginning \"Dans les bois l'amoureux Myrtil\" is also well known as set to music in Vieille Chanson by Georges Bizet, as well as Le Mancenillier, as referred to in Meyerbeer's L'Africaine and Louis Moreau Gottschalk's serenade for piano Le Mancenillier, Op. 11.
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The hallmarks of cancer were originally six biological capabilities acquired during the multistep development of human tumors and have since been increased to eight capabilities and two enabling capabilities. The idea was coined by Douglas Hanahan and Robert Weinberg in their paper \"The Hallmarks of Cancer\" published January 2000 in Cell.
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